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1:46 PM / 1 August 2026

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Chapel under the milky way at night

Artoo! Artoo-Detoo, where are you? At last! Where have you been? They’re heading in this direction. What are we going to do? We’ll be sent to the spice mine of Kessel or smashed into who knows what! Wait a minute, where are you going?

Ready for some power? Okay. Let’s see now. Put that in there. There you go. Now all I have to do is find this Yoda, if he even exists. Still, there’s something familiar about this place, like we’re being watched!

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.

I don’t know where you get you delusions, laser brain.

Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! What!? Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.

Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I’m in it for the money.

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